im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
me + whiskey = a bad person
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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