Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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