I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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