He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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