I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
everyone is single if you try hard enough
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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