she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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