Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm always down for nudity.
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