I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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