My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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