Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
In other news, I just burned my penis
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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