Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
My breasts were aching with rage.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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