Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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