people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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