But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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