So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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