i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Your cock deserves a montage
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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