he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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