I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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