I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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