So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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