Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Found the puke drawer
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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