I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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