I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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