Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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