btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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