I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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