do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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