I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
