Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize