ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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