i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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