she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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