fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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