im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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