It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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