How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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