all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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