he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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