Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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