Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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