i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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