she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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