Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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