I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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