You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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