Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i just made my gag reflex go away.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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