You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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