I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
either way he was missing a nipple.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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