Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
