Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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