hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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