okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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