I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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