My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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