She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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