why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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